Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.

Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.

by JRichts January 12, 2012

minecraft pubg

An alternative name for Fortnite.

Person 1: Yo, I play Minecraft and Pubg!
Person 2: Minecraft PUBG?
Person 3: That's Fortnite.

by schoolnerd123 June 1, 2018

Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you

Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019

Minecraft nigga

People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives

Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga

by Wettstannar November 29, 2017

Minecraft Server

A Minecraft world which is set online for everyone to play and usually has minigames, survival or creative builds.

I'm gonna go play on my Minecraft server!

by Englandisacity August 22, 2017

minecraft good fortnite good

a phrase said by true intellectuals that like both fortnite and minecraft and want to stop the conflict between the games

person: So GlAd I gReW uP wItH mInEcRaFt AnD nOt FoRtNiTe
intellectual 1: ok boomer
intellectual 2: minecraft good fortnite good

by UN|kn|OWN November 27, 2019

Minecraft Sex

When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.

Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.

by Milkywaybaby March 20, 2020