fucking library

Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.

I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.

by TheStapler69 February 6, 2018

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

school library

An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.

Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.

by Chip squierrl October 27, 2018

Il-liba ma' ħalqek

In English it means sperm in your mouth. This is used when you are having a nice and good sex and you're sperm in the mouth of someone o ; o;

Girl: Give it to me baby.

Boy: "Aw ħa nġib il-liba ma' ħalqek.

by JohnCassar November 7, 2018

Pharmaceutical librarian

A person that can identify any type of pill in any form w/o the use/help of any pictures, books, pill-identifier or Google...

I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.

by Ginger~Snapp72 February 15, 2020

Dirty liban

When your homo friend is jerking you of underneath a pillow while smiles at you.

Milky: Hey! Why you so glad for?
You: jizzpar gave me the dirty Liban in English class.

by Willy (milkys friend) January 17, 2021

Fermented libation

1) Noun: a slang term predominantly used to refer to beer.

2) Noun: Depending on the specific situation, can also include other alcoholic beverages that have been fermented such as cider, wine, sake, huangjiu.

Hey bartender, I'll take a glass of your seasonal fermented libation.

by droolyface September 26, 2021