Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Dirty limberg

When a fat tub of lard shits so hard his eyes pop out of his head and his balls go inside his asshole, being covered in shit and therefore creating a makeshift poop bomb, which can be detonated by farting, which releases the shit covered nuts, creating a jetpack of shit causing him to fly through the ceiling of his house

I did a Dirty limberg yesterday. The fire department had to rescue me.

by realrealbananapeel January 21, 2026

Netherlands Lemmer

the most epic place to ever exist, please go there it's my home!!

guy 1: wanna go to Netherlands Lemmer??
guy 2: sure, i will bring guy 3 to.
guy 4: what about me?

by PotatoGuy2763 March 13, 2026

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025