by Mike_39 August 15, 2017
Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 03, 2010
by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021
C'est le grand morth pion. Il nourrit sur le nectar doux d'ampoule. Il a tendance à le faire d'humeur difficile. Le seul moyen pour tuer l'est d'éteindre la lumière. Toutefois, le morth pion du peut voler à une autre source légère.
by ellsworthtoohey August 08, 2011
Oft-heard call assigning an amusing statement/anecdote/incident as worthy of entry into the greatest book ever written.
by TallulahMimi August 05, 2009
by sharty bum June 03, 2021