landons dick 

when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling

its landons dick

landons dick by landons dick May 9, 2018

Landon 

He's a nice guy and is mostly nice. He has a dark side though! When he likes someone, he doesn't stop to get them (except when he makes up stupid reasons as to why he shouldn't.) He has boring eyes, but that's ok because his personality makes up for. He usually has a twin named spencer and they are inseparable. Most of the time, he's kinda of athletic. He usually plays tennis and doesn't play anything else at all (except boring soccer.) He's friends include his pet turtle, Ashanti, Victoria, and Addison. They're his best friends and he loves them very much.

If you are dating a Landon, he would be loyal and undying to your love. He will love you with everything he has.

Person #1: Do you see him?
Person #2: Yeah! He's so... athletic!
Person #1: Well, you can't have him! He's mine!
Person #2: I didn't want him. I have a Brandon!
Person #1: Landon is better.

Landon by |pseudonym|life| June 5, 2018

Landons 

1. Nomadic backpackers with no responsibilities in life.

2. Free spririted people.

synonyms: Gypsy, traveler, nomad, rover, roamer, wanderer

"a caravan of Landons"

Hey ask one of those landons if they need a ride to Jerusalem to get to their hostel.

Landons by Kubota December 9, 2018

Landyn 

thiccer than a snicker

that must be a landyn

Landyn by notalandyn December 30, 2018

Landon 

Landon is a strong and caring guy. He may come to a point where he can care less about who you are. He may sit there and call you a bitch. He makes mistakes just like everyone else. Sometimes he may not understand the type of person he himself is. He changes. But he is funny and understanding. Trustworthy. He'll sit there and convince you to tell the truth. Then you'll have to say it. He's a country loving guy. He hates people who lie. Never choose anyone over Landon. What ever you do, Just keep the boy happy. He always puts a smile on your face.

If he's hot then he's a Landon.

Landon by His friend January 9, 2019

Landon+Ruthie 

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Landon+Ruthie=Perfect couple

Landon+Ruthie by BigVick10 January 31, 2019

landon crumpacter 

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

landon crumpacter by Das dat boi March 25, 2019