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La Luz

A VERY small town next to a slightly larger town called Alamogordo. Both are the worst places to be if you are between the ages of nine and thirty. Absolute worst place ever if you are between the ages of 16 and 21. It is far away from everything. The limited things to do in Alamogordo are the same for people in La Luz, except, if you are in La Luz you are at least fifteen to twenty minutes away from anything.
new person met in another city: Hi there, where are you from?
you: La Luz
np: Where the hell is that?
you: Next to Alamogordo
np: Where the hell is that?
you: Nevermind.
by Rachel Ward February 19, 2009
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la canada

Pronouced La CanYAda. Town in Los Angeles where everyone thinks, acts, and talks alike. The most boring town on the face of the planet. There's absolutely nothing to do, so all everyone does is have sex, get drunk, and smoke.

You're popularity is based on how much money your parents make, how big your house is, and how many people you have sex with.

Everyone's too rich to function.

You can tell how rich a person is by what part of town they live in.

Everyone's a freaking genius.

Technically, there is no movie theater.
No mall.
Nothing to do.
Everything is on one main street.

Everyone's skinny, beautiful, and blonde.

Everyone thinks they live in LA. Everyone's just as rich that they might as well. Many celebrities live/have lived here.

No one has ever heard of La Canada, but once you say, "Right next to Pasadena," everyone knows where it is.
Person 1: Where's La Canada? Is that in Canada?
LC Person: It's pronounced La Canyada. It's by Pasadena!
Person 1: OH! I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
by omg_itsmeee September 4, 2008
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shangri-la

juggalo heaven it pays to be down wit tha clown
im goin to SHANGRI-LA
by reve4olagguj December 4, 2004
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shangra~la

when butters died he went to shangra~la
by juggalopimpin October 6, 2008
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La Rona

“La Rona got my life all fucked up, but my mom’s an ICU nurse and I worry about her. ¡La Rona Cabrona!
by The Mighty Ox May 27, 2020
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la Flicka

noun - in time of distress one may yell LA FLICKA when in need of a lighter - one will be provided.
lonely smoker in need of a lighter: LA FLICKA!

random stranger or friend/associate: Here! quit your bitching.
by Mcpiff November 23, 2011
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Las Cruces

A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.
"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"

"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."
by Insane-sam October 27, 2008
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