kate kelly'd

Verb. To be kicked out of a religion after 1. lying repeatedly about believing in it 2. protesting a church meeting and calling the media to cover it 3. calling religious leaders cowards 4. calling the women in your religion ignorant and silly to outsiders 5. emailing the New York Times and writing an op-ed in the Guardian about your excommunication, then whining that nobody kept it private 6. having a terrible haircut

I wanted to get myself Kate Kelly'd, but couldn't get enough media coverage to gain a following.

by zulilymerrell July 2, 2014

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Machine Gun Kelly

A dude who'll probably get killed by Em in a diss track. I respect both of them,but this might be the best Hip/hop beef we ever seen. *Fireee*

Mgk will destroy Em. No dude,Em will destroy MGK. And it will be a loop. Machine gun kelly, rapper from Cleveland.

by ggbro332r btw thats my twitch September 4, 2018

Kelly Don

Short little fun-sized child :)

Guy 1: You see that short little fun sized girl?
Guy 2: Yea, she's a Kelly Don

by Thats Right I Did It ;) April 7, 2011

R. Kelly

To pee on someone or something

1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."

2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"

by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog July 5, 2007

Kelly

Kelly is a bright girl

Kelly is a bright girl
Kelly love you 😘❤️♥️💋

by anonymous October 6, 2020