Italian Sombrero

The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.

I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night

by dlc90 October 23, 2009

Italians

Italians have certain stereotypes to non Italians which are as follows: The men are incredibly vain, chauvinistic and sleazy towards women and assume that if a woman rejects their vulgar advances she must be a lesbian. They think it is flattering for women to be hounded through the streets and whistled at. They rely heavily on ancient achievements when boasting about their culture because they have achieved very little in the last few centuries.
They have a reputation for being cowards in combat, forming alliances with whoever appears to be winning rather than who is right morally, also reknowned for switching sides 'mid-war' if they sense they are on the losing side.
They are regarded as work-shy and lazy, they eat too much. The women are beautiful until they reach thirty and then become enormously fat.
They are associated with the Mafia, and political corruption.

Italians have a reputation for cowardice and being contrary during major historical combats for example in World War II, they switched sides at the eleventh hour.

by Milodevenus November 15, 2010

italian

Clarification: italians are whites, with the exception of a few from the most southern regions, who are of mixed nordic, roman and middle-eastern blood, due to the islamic occupation of Sicily during the Middle Ages: these usually present darker hair and eyes, while northern italians are of longobard and frankish ethnical ascendance.

"Italy has been made, now we must make italians."

by KHPR May 22, 2006

italian

a totally cool person, often with mob ties, Italians are the SEXIEST people in the world.

"Yo, Uncle Tony"
"What is it, im in the middle of doing some business"
"I think you should come see dis, you brother joe is fucking you wife!"
(Gun shot)"I never really did like that bitch!

by Italian lover March 6, 2003

italians

italians are loud. they make the best food. most italians come from a large family, of 7 or 8 kids. they all talk with their hands and talk half in english and half in italian. the men usually have long fingernails. italian women always think they are right, when most of the time they arent. the women cook, the men watch tv. they are terrible drivers- they drive too fast. they swear too much, most of the time in italian. you can never understand anything they say sometimes, because it usually makes no sense. they are all about family, and if you have a problem with one of them, you have a problem with them all. most italians have hand gestures for everything. they make good meatballs, sauce and pizza. they make you eat even when you are completley full. usually they all have big gardens and chickens. they are quite religious. italians come all in one package, with families usualy the size of 30 people or more. when theyre all together, they are louder then anything you can imagine, all shouting over eachother. at family gatherings, they all dance around like idiots to accordions and italian music and laugh at eachother. when everyones together they all have a good time and laugh until they cry. italian laughter is contagious- once one person laughs, they all do. they drink a lot, and they love to drink wine, which is usually home-made. they always have a good time, no matter what. they believe family is the most important part of life, besides food. being italian means your the best.

italians are the best.

by italianxbabe August 9, 2009

italians...ginas....ginos

Ginos and Ginas are stylish young people with European decent . They go clubbing a lot , drive hot souped up cars and are always dressed to impress .

by Vanjica August 22, 2003

Italic sarcasm

Italic sarcasm is saying a statement with a heavy sarcasm on words such as she, he, that, not and other major words (a higher pitched voice than usual is also necessary to get full effect). It is usually used to make fun of people, primarily in comebacks. When trying to use this style of speaking on aim, one usually puts the sarcastic word in italics or caps.

Sitting in Spanish class...

Mark: Hey Matt you suck at Spanish.
Matt: oh YOU'VE got friends.
Mark: NOT gay
Matt: BALLS

Observers: Wow, Matt and Mark having a pretty bad italic sarcasm fight.

by Sawyer Hicks April 9, 2006