Baby Taint

a condition where you dont ever grow hair on your taint. it happens in 1 and 25 germans.

ex:She was afraid to go all the way becouse she was in fear of somebody seeing her baby taint.

ex2:Hey zach look i was born with a baby taint

by Nathan Zach September 28, 2007

Taint Ticklers

Rumble strips on the road.

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!

by Mintin Man June 23, 2010

Wet Taint

The area of the human body between the anus and penis or vagina, specifically when wet.

Caution: Do not lean against the wall between those two holes... WET TAINT!!!

by The Uglyslut October 29, 2008

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 March 25, 2011

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 04, 2015

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 30, 2010

Taint-must

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.

He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.

by HPU Section 3 September 02, 2014