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slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.
Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!
by ACID13X May 26, 2012
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011
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Junked

When someone is completely away with it
Fs mate that wee jacks had 3 half bottles he’s junked out the wazoo
by Strokema_cok69 April 9, 2025
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junk

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
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To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime
”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”
by SwiftJace October 5, 2025
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