A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.
by ACID13X May 26, 2012

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
by P4n1k November 20, 2019

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

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by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime
by SwiftJace October 5, 2025
