Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.

It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!

by alrightok. July 24, 2009

Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.

You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.

by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019

Pet favorite

Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.

It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.

Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.

by PotatoDistributor February 2, 2023