French whack

the act of placing the erect male genitalia i.e. fuck stick, between two lucious female breasts

Me: "Your sister gave me a French whack last night!"
You: "What the fuck is a French whack?"
Me: "It's a titty fuck!"

by c money millionaire April 10, 2008

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 19, 2010

French Letter

what hot girls call Les Condom

whispered "do you have a french letter?"

by tomkoz February 09, 2004

French Victories

The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'

Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.

by Chewy the bacca July 20, 2004

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

by jackass13579 April 23, 2010

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

alex french

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl

Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute

by Urmomgay4 December 02, 2019