dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk

Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.

by Susannah_ September 20, 2007

Pocket Hottie

A attractive girl who is short and well endowed.

Guy1: did you see that Pocket Hottie
Guy2: yeah she was really hot

by bobbyjack75 February 4, 2010

pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.

if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."

by s beskow March 9, 2010

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.

He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.

by gcrunk March 19, 2010

put pocketing

When a person puts something into your pocket. It is the same as reverse pick pocketing. It is done by some advertising agencies to promote their product.

The advertisers are getting more aggressive and cheap with their put pocketing campaigns. At one time they would put a fiver in the pocket with their ads. Now they put tasteless trinkets of negative value.

by mlhiss August 25, 2009

Secret Pocket

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.

person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'

by dannyboi86 January 9, 2011

pocket hymen

When your pants come from the manufacturer with the pockets sewn shut.

I can't get my hands in my pocket because of this stupid pocket hymen.

by Hockey Monkey August 11, 2008