Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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Best Song Ever

A song sung by 1D that really is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!
" And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We know every line
Though i cant remember, how it goes
but i know that i wont forget her
cause we danced all night to the best song ever..."
by onetwothree. November 03, 2022
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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 08, 2022
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Morest Mostest Ever

The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you

Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
by Jays CPU July 12, 2022
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Best Mad Ever!

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dad+mom=Best Mad Ever!
by Mushyshroomshroom February 18, 2021
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5 ever

by ThatBlud January 08, 2024
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Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life
by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020
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