Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021

hopping the horse

like the phrase "jumping the gun"; doing something too soon

Don't you think getting married at the age of 18 is hopping the horse?

by Culversisdelicious November 28, 2012

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.

'That man is a right horse washer'.

by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012

Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.

The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.

by Hasaki the Confirmed Pipe Bomb July 26, 2023

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

Red Horse

While hitting it from the back, slap your bitches ass until it is tomato red.

When you are about to cum start making horses noises! NEIGH!

My girlfriend is into horses so she asked me to give her a red horse.

by Edwizzle June 5, 2020