This weird annoying ass bitch in the class, hairline on some non existent shit, looks like she stole her hair style from the bar-code on the back of a bag of lays.Looks like she sucked a bunch of sixth grader cock in her days.IQ is smaller than a god damn atom.
by Cheesy creasy Batman October 21, 2019
Get the heavenmug. Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.
Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Tears in heavenmug. taco bell, little caesars pizza, olive garden,arby's,and most of all my mom all serve food from heaven.
by The supreme wildid February 26, 2018
Get the food from heavenmug. Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
Get the step foot on heavenmug. by sans the stupid dumb skeleton July 7, 2022
Get the Heavenmug. A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
Get the Heavens delightmug. MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017
Get the miracle of heavenmug.