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Happy Clunker

The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost
I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.
by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021
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happy sponge

Some one who sucks the fun out of everything when your havin a great time
You: omg that was great
Friend: so. Tottally need to do it again
You: it wasn't that great
Friend: your such a happy sponge you suck the fun out of everything
by ginga ninga October 13, 2011
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frap happy

one who constantly farts is frap happy
I can no longer be around that asshole because he's gone frap happy.
by anonymous June 12, 2016
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The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
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scroll-happy

damn you're 50 miles away? guess i got a bit scroll-happy...send nudes
by nisimortale January 8, 2023
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Boy-Happy

Street name for the drug typically used by St. Mary's girls, or girls attending any other single-gender school. Tends to give the user the impression that they have a love / sex / social life, when in reality this is not the case. Typically used when girls become so desperate for any interaction with the opposite gender that they resort to pasting pictures of shirtless men to their lockers. Side effects may include hyperactivity, stalking, paranoia, and / or slightly too-low shirts.
Another hook up? Boy-happy, much?
by SMAgirl July 7, 2010
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happy eyes

She has happy eyes
by twerpderp April 13, 2016
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