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yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy
by thorntonj September 28, 2008
Get the hand-shandy mug.I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
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Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.
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Get the dick hand mug.Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.
Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."
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Get the Programmer Hands mug.A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.
Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"
Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.
Example 1
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*
Example 2
Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*
Example 3
Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*
by charchu October 1, 2010
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