ass to the grass

The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG

Bob: *quarter squatting 225*

Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 22, 2010

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

snitch grass

Another word for "Bitch Ass"

Damn,Your One hell of a Snitch Grass!!

by bullissenior'13 May 17, 2008

wet grass

Grass that has had precipitation land on it. Also known as a silly goose.

You better get off my yard, it contains wet grass because there was a tsunami last night.

by Naturelover12345678969 May 26, 2017

Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.

Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!

by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022

snake in the grass

a very shaddy person with multiple levels of snake's depending on how many times they've been doing shaddy things and defferent levels of grass depending on how mischievous the most mischievous shaddy was

slithery slithery snake - will do a shadyy thing almost every day
slithery snake - with occasionally preform shaddy acts
snake - once or twice did something shaddy

tall ass grass - did the most mischievous thing ever

tall grass - did something more shaddy than most
grass - did something that on average snake in the grasses will do

Bobby - "Did u hear, Jake kidnap Ron and take him 3 hours away to the ocean without telling anyone"

Steve - "yeah Jake was a slithery snake in the grass but im pretty sure now he got upgraded to slithery slithery snake in tall ass grass"

Bobby - "thats what the hell I thought...thank you grandma"

by tommyboy533 January 9, 2011