The expression means you're going to be the best or achieve the highest possible result in any given situation. The phrase originated from a player named CrazyPsychopath (Twitch name: Praetor Pyro) in the game Command and Conquer Rivals. The highest league in the game is Tiberium league, thus, to get the "dibs on the tibs" is to say that you're going to either be in Tiberium league first or you're going to get double Tiberium (with both factions) soon, as you're striving to get there.
by BadMoscowMofo August 10, 2019
Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."
PARKING GARAGE - DAY
MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)
Are you Mrs. Brown?
MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)
Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?
MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)
You got served.
(Walks away from car)
MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)
Are you Mrs. Brown?
MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)
Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?
MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)
You got served.
(Walks away from car)
by Truth2Power August 01, 2004
by GaViN May 13, 2015
Cheech: A mayne where the trees at?
Chong: I got it right here for you cuz.
Cheech: It better not be no raisins!
Chong: Naw fool I got grapes
Chong: I got it right here for you cuz.
Cheech: It better not be no raisins!
Chong: Naw fool I got grapes
by Leemo79 September 28, 2006
by Alz February 27, 2005
You have a fat butt. Your booty is big and having it means that some guys are going to stare at it alot. Plus there going to yell and say things about it. Be happy if you do got one most girls don't...
by Anglewood November 24, 2013
by miss biatch 2 u December 01, 2004