A stinky, middle aged, cack-a-lackin, black mr. Scrooge looking ass baboon, named either Malik, or Rafiki, sporting $130 Jordan's paid in full by unemployment, while their multiple children lack basic human needs, thus cementing their role as a soon to be GOAT NIGGER; An unfortunately common species that needs population control ; Society's premier recipient of government services, and over policing; the entirety of the Ferguson city population; A farm animal among humans.
Person#1: Hey, the other day I saw Ray-Ray going to the post office, it was the first of the month, he got paid, and then he went directly to the package store, and proceeded to rob the place. He is such a burden on society.
Person#2 (shaking his head): Yea man, I went to school with Ray-Ray , we were friends until he stole my pumas, he's such a goat nigger.
Person#2 (shaking his head): Yea man, I went to school with Ray-Ray , we were friends until he stole my pumas, he's such a goat nigger.
by ONLYjokingNOh8 August 2, 2016
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Get the goat face mug.The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.
Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"
Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
Get the Goat Peeling Apparatus© mug.A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes
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Get the Goat's beard mug.similar to the popular post burn phrase "got heem," but a slightly more powerful icing on the insult cake reserved for members of the highly elite goatee society whose insults are so humorous they seem to stem not from the mind, but from the goatee itself. longer version: "goateed heem"
"Hey John", says a suave goatee sporting man, "did you know that if you say elephant really slowly it sounds like gullible?"
"Ellll-aaaaa-"
"HA!" *laughter ensues*
"Goat'eem" the adoring crowd exclaims together.
"It's altight," John's dad says as he strokes his son's shattered confidence that evening, "You never stood a chance against that goatee."
"Ellll-aaaaa-"
"HA!" *laughter ensues*
"Goat'eem" the adoring crowd exclaims together.
"It's altight," John's dad says as he strokes his son's shattered confidence that evening, "You never stood a chance against that goatee."
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