front anus

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Two Front

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.

Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.

by ThreeFront4Life May 9, 2011

white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

frohawk

afro mohawk,
a mohawk that sticks up cause it's a p00fy afro.

frohawwwwwwwwwwk frohawk frohawk FROhawK

by You know.. August 31, 2007

front

to get up in someone's face.
short for "confront."

dun be frontin bruv, i gots ma money on ere, aight?

by International Bad Boy September 8, 2004

Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

Front-bum

A front-bum is when you need to tuck your gut in the front of your pants...thus making it look like a butt.

Tom: wow look at that chicks ass
Joe: Dude thats a front-bum
Tom: oh man she had to of been there awhile stuffin that beast in.

by Trevor Normington April 16, 2006