forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

forkin' spoon

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forkan

peice of shit kid who loves to fuck and suck

forkan can i have a blowjob?
sure mikey i lovethe cock in my mouth

by the handi capper October 16, 2004

Forkjob

Most people will never experience a true forkjob, especially the elusive nine-pronged variety. This is very popular with the over 80 set.

James barely stayed conscious Jeff's vicious forkjob technique. He had his regrets, but he also eagerly awaited the next encounter.

by Derpa Derpa February 21, 2005

Forkeh

Aussie slut. deep voice. possibly from deepthroat? who knows... likes to stuff Kiwi's up his bum-bum, and throw shrimp dildos on the barby. possibly the gayest muddafucka on earth, next to Jmechys brother of course

*** FoRky|sleep is now known as Forkeh
<Rebel> OMG!!! ITS TEH FAGGOT FORKEH!!! COVER YOUR ASSES AND RUN!!!!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003