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Kidnap Breakfast

When a group of high school girl's arrange (usually) with the parents of a group of boys to burst into their respective bedrooms VERY early in the morning, surprising the guys, yanking them out of their beds and treat their "victims" (e.g. the guys) out to breakfast. The rule is the guys have to go pretty much as they're dressed. Time Frame: This happened to me in the early 1960's.

Half the fun is going from house to house and pulling, sometimes literally pulling, the boys out of their beds. Often, the first guys to be "kidnapped" join in the fun.

This takes a little planning since the girl's need to secretly talk to each of the boy's parents/guardians AND also make arrangements with the manager of the restaurant where the kidnap breakfast will take place.
Jay was sound asleep when his girlfriend, Shauna, and a bunch of her girl friends burst into his room and began pulling him out of the bed by his feet. He was their first victim of their "Kidnap Breakfast." Jay didn't know what was happening and tried grabbing the front of his mattress while the group of ten screaming girls laughed, yelled and chanted, "Jay let go, Jay let go." When he finally the group of girls were led by his girlfriend––Jay gladly let go!

When the girl's––and Jay––invaded the house of their next victim, Michael, they found him asleep on the couch, his face to the cushions, in the front room. When the girls pulled back the blankets they were surprised to learn two things: it wasn't Michael sleeping on the couch but his cousin Trey and Trey likes to sleep in the buff. Needless to say, he was very excited to see a bunch of girls standing over him so early in the morning.
by Options Man October 24, 2013
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Coke Breakfast

n. Any breakfast meal that consists entirely of coca cola in large quantities (1l of more)
(Jeff walks in to the Office at 7 Am carrying a half empty 2l coke)

Budd: "Hey jeff, you gonna kill yourself having a coke breakfast every morning"
Jeff: "I know man, but its all i got, and its an appetite suppressant"
by sie42 December 9, 2008
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Engrish Breakfast

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
by mabawsa March 13, 2009
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Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.
Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!
by Richard Monokolis May 12, 2010
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French Breakfast

Simlilar to a Portuguese Breakfast. A poached egg is placed into the anus and is licked out by another. Usually done by homosexual males.
Man 1:Craig and Danny are back together, and I bet they will be having their usual French Breakfast tomorrow morning.
Man 2: Eww!
by b00mb00m May 29, 2008
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Eat Breakfast

You: Hey teacher did you eat breakfast today?
Teacher: Why yes I did and it was quite delectable!
You: Lul
by Charles Lulson May 8, 2008
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Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.
We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.
by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009
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