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willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015
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crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
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Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
by Eckybear October 8, 2016
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Patty Flappers

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017
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lip flappin'

When you've just told someone something they don't appreciate (e.g. insulted them, their family, or anything else in general) and they're getting all exasperated, and are trying to think of something to yell at you, but their brains aren't as quick as their mouth, so their lips start moving around just gettin' ready for the words with their facial expression still shocked.
So, I called her a dumbass, and I was doing really well at keeping my laughter in check, until she started lip flappin'.
by TipsFromTheHelpDesk September 5, 2017
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Tuna flapping

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.
by Kweenweis May 3, 2018
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flippedie flappedie floep

A very fat penis.
That guy has a flippedie flappedie floep
by FatDick123 February 27, 2018
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