father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023

father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea

1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea

by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021

Carry the son over father

A term that describes a son that passes away while the father is still alive. This term can be literal with carrying the coffin, or a metaphor that describes the loss of a loved on way before their time.

Oh man, that’s rough. Poor guy, nobody should have to carry the son over father like that. I hope he’s okay. If he needs anything and i mean anything please let me know.

by Galactic White Hat May 5, 2024

Shitty Father

A father who moves to another country and leaves his children emotionally damaged and who can not see problems in themselfs. "Nothing wrong with me mate"

Fuck you shitty father

Sorry dude I'm dealing with shitty father problems

by How gay art thow May 24, 2022