father

gone

your father left for milk

by Strange Idiot May 12, 2022

Father

Fat her

She is a fat her. I mean here. Your my father hairy.

by Bigheadass May 18, 2023

Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.

Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is

by Electric Leader May 29, 2022

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

by person with opinions March 22, 2018