Fart Noise

The pinnacle of comedy..

7 Year Old Kid: *fart noise*

The Whole Class: LMAO xd HE POO POO'D xd

by SoggyPlaydoh March 22, 2019

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

by Horse Power December 26, 2016

Midget fart

A small fart that is quick and loud or quick and silent and VERY

SMELLY. or a small person aka A MOTHA FUCKIN TROLL. that is close or sitting next you that farts very loud and quick then doesnt care -.-

MAN1: dude did u hear tht fat chiks midget fart it smells like her tits!
MAN2: Ikno and shes like 4 ft tall!

by Alexvissosexy December 9, 2012

Poo Fart

Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.

I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.

by poo_fart May 11, 2021

Jelly Fart

A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.

Dude! I just did a jelly fart. I'd better get to the toilet!

by PooBumJellyFartWee June 12, 2011

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012