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sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out
Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter
by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024
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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019
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Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd
Farmer has 0 friends
by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017
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Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
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rage farmer

Rage farmer: a shock jock who cultivates rage and fear to build an audience...Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones
Rupert Murdoch is a rage farmer built his media empire by cultivating rage and fear
by pscot October 27, 2023
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 5, 2020
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