An old perverted man who sexts and harass a young and very attractive woman. Also known as "Pulling a Brett Farve."
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a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.
by tammyr December 21, 2009
Get the farter lafag mug.Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!
David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter
by Tim Carson June 18, 2008
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"Damn, Eddie has pimples all over his back!"
"Yeah, He's a Zit Farmer. He should pop them and have a pimple harvest."
"Yeah, He's a Zit Farmer. He should pop them and have a pimple harvest."
by pacmanlak August 16, 2010
Get the Zit Farmer mug.When having sex missionary the person on top excretes on the sheets. Then pulls out and manovours themselves onto the other side of the faeces. Once in place the top person grabs the legs of the unsuspecting partner and precedes to pull them through like a plough. With the disgust of being pulled through excrement the standard "Ew Er!" will be heard - hence the term dirty farmer
Omg I was despirate for a shit when I was fucking George last night, ended up having a proper dirty farmer.
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