Ethan

Ethan is the greatest person you will ever meet... He is super-smart, sporty,hot, always gets the chicks because he has a huge dick... He is really funny and is usually hanging with girls or his family.

Girl: Omg me and Ethan fucked last night
Other girl: I bet your pussy hurts from Ethan's big dick

by IloveEthan84 December 10, 2017

Ethan

Just Gay Trust Me Just Gay!

Girl(1): Hey Does Ethan Have A Girlfriend Yet?
Girl(2): No He Has A Boyfriend Because He Is Gay!

by Brayden Big Dick January 25, 2020

Ethan

handsome devil from hell

ethan means the new satain
SATAIN: oh no
he is the new satain
satain be warned

by ata26 May 23, 2019

Ethan

Small Penis and Very Insecure

Oh wow he is a Ethan

by Nitrozitty February 3, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is so fucking cute and adorable I want to be his wife forever

Guy1:Ethan has a harem of girls he's so lucky

by Some_ girl😏 September 10, 2019

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014