Ethan

A sexy beast with an enourmous penis. His cock fills all the women with immense pleasure as he plunges into them. He's smart and intelligent and witty and tall and dreamy. Everybody loves him and no one has a bigger dick. Girls lick, suck, and slurp it

Ethan: hey
Luke: let me suck your cock

by Nathan smith December 9, 2017

Ethan

Ethans are very good sweet talkers and very nice. They will make you feel as if you're the queen of the world. But beware, they break promises and your heart.

After promising me he loved me and would never break up with me, Ethan broke my heart

by burntchicken_nugget December 3, 2019

Ethan

Just Gay Trust Me Just Gay!

Girl(1): Hey Does Ethan Have A Girlfriend Yet?
Girl(2): No He Has A Boyfriend Because He Is Gay!

by Brayden Big Dick January 25, 2020

Ethan

Small Penis and Very Insecure

Oh wow he is a Ethan

by Nitrozitty February 3, 2020

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

Don’t date him because he will break your heart like a broken Xbox controller

Girl 1: “ ew! Why is he so ugly”
Girl 2: “ because he’s Ethan”

by Miraculouslover November 2, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014