scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs

1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.

by Mr. Rotten Eggs February 26, 2008

eggroll

Slang for a Chinaman.

Dude, Lee Wong is such an eggroll.

by lui kang December 28, 2005

bacon and eggs

Two words that randomly sound and work together well. Should be used when you are happy and want to rap for no reason.

Bacon 'n' eggs, bacon 'n' eggs, bacon and bacon and bacon and eggs!

by duskj October 25, 2003

fried eggs

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

tokyo eggnog

a loose stool with no lumps that is a light tan color and has a strong, offensive odor.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003