Schrodinger's Douchebag

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.

Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag

by PomuHub March 12, 2022

douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.

that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag

by kms12 December 26, 2008

douchebagery

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.

"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 16, 2008

douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

by defdream September 1, 2009

Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag

by Urban Defin3r June 4, 2011

Douchebag

one who moshes in a skankpit.

one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.

one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit

in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings

"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face!"

by nightcrawler March 11, 2005

douchebag

The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker."
From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering.

beachnative420 6 minutes ago

Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?

by big bill1223 July 13, 2010