Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

rog doging

The act of imaginativly pretending to reach out a fuck some one displayed on a television, usually being a terifying masked figure.
As seen on the movie 30 Minutes or Less
Featuring actors Jesse Eisenberg, Danny Mcbride, Aziz Ansari, and Nick Swardson

Look I'm not scared I'm Rog Doging Freddy in the ass............. "yeh get him from behind"

by hemp face 2000 May 18, 2013

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...

Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.

by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

homeschool dating

they like each other but they’re not officially dating...even though they go on dates and act like a couple. this usually lasts about a month.

she’s homeschool dating another guy smh

by missmiaonfire October 11, 2018

Guilt-Dating

Guilt dating is when someone is asked out and they feel pressured to say yes. They often feel if they reject someone that they are being mean. This often ends up in one sided relationships and broken hearts

She is totally guilt-dating him there is no way she likes him back

by Fyare48 March 4, 2019