Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.

"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"

by Emerson44 July 15, 2018

dookie titties

Where you lactate fecal materials from nipples.

Sharron had nice dookie titties. I want to suck the shit out of them.

by DADDYFURR October 4, 2021

Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.

Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.

by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024

dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022