Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills

OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!

by Unikitty2.0 January 3, 2023

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Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023

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A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

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Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

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Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

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