dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

Dirt snorter

A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.

Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.

Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.

by Dawwonnn December 7, 2020

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 9, 2020

Dirt chicken

Its you nick. Accept it.

Nick you are a dirt chicken

by D_urtchkn October 30, 2020

dirt hippie

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"

<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.

by namaste away December 28, 2020

dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

by greyrider245 January 27, 2021

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021