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dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
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Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small
Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks
by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016
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Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.
by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017
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Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦
Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...
by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016
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Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020
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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019
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dildo panties

A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public
I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!
by Ghdhvshdfgg March 13, 2018
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