by Fabsta. October 5, 2008
Get the The Minstrel Diet mug.When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015
Get the Monster Diet mug.Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizz mug.by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
Get the Zoom Diet mug.Talking to a bunch of men and entertaining but not doing the deed with them. A restricted bop. Linits. Boundaries.
Omg she talked to everyone but she’s not sleeping with them so she a diet bop.
Like a coke but without all the sugar. Diet bop.
Like a coke but without all the sugar. Diet bop.
by A diet bop November 27, 2024
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Get the Diet Cherry Choke mug.n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.
That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.
by TheTak August 5, 2016
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