Urban Dictionary

A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.

Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The place you write in when you have nothing else to do.

"I'm about to scroll on urban dictionary."

by Rina Glass September 19, 2021

Urban dictionary

The best dictionary and no I’m not held hostage

Someone: Yo you wanna make fun of urban dictionary?
You: nah but I’ll make fun of you

by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website in which seemingly ordinary things turn very sexual, very quickly.

Person 1: What's a Kentucky Klondike bar?

Person 2: I don't know, check Urban Dictionary.

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 28, 2021

Urban dictionary

Where every acronym and a lot of the words is apparently associated with drugs, sexual activities or genitalia.

Urban dictionary, the lovely place where besides actually useful definitions, you can find stuff like OTPHJ (over the pants handjob), BBC (big black cock), BBQ (boobless bitch queen), BBL (brazillian butt lift), Superman (when you are mad at a girl for not having sex with you), just to name a few.

by senuvecis July 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.

-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.

by UDL November 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011