Fist me daddy

A quote often used by FaZe Jevs fans or people on cod who wants a solid fisting

Oh yeah FIST ME DADDY!!!

by BrandomineNJ October 13, 2015

daddy issues

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.

Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

daddy or chips

a game played in chat rooms in which choices are made between pairs of alternatives. The name derives from a UK TV ad for Mccain chips in which a little girl is asked to choose between her daddy or chips.

Daddy or Chips?
Daddy. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Anal or Vaginal?
Vaginal. Eye's poked out or Castration?
etc.etc.

by Dustmote September 21, 2008

Chill Daddy

Damn Can You Calm Down Please.

"Man Why The Fuck You All In Ma Face?"
"Chill Daddy, Its Not That Serious."

by Freaky Moo January 11, 2010

Dead beat baby daddy

The guy you were with but he cheats on you while youre pregnant, and now doesnt buy anything for your child, and only cares about his new girlfriend. He can't get or keep a job because he is a lazy pos. He treated you like shit most of your relationship and now he is treating you even worse cause he knows you can't beat his ass or his new skanky girlfriends while your pregnant.

"Did you hear what trevor did, he cheated on hannah" "no way what a dead beat baby daddy

by braxtonsmom April 20, 2012

daddy issues

(noun)

when someone has a bad/non-existent relationship with their father or when someone has no good father figure in their life. Most common in afab/women, but can occur to any gender. Can be caused by an abusive father, a dead father, a father with anger issues, an emotionally unavailable father, etc. Someone with daddy issues might be more attracted to toxic/older men, or men that remind them of their father.

Could also be referring to the song "Daddy Issues" by The Neighbourhood.

Lilith: Ugh oml tell me why Aizawa, Hawks, and Dabi are so hot like omfg

Amanda: Girl I think you just have daddy issues-

Lilith: Oop- Anyways

Amanda: Bitch when was the last time you talked to your dad

Lilith: Bitch idk ummm 6 years ago

Amanda: Girl just go to therapy at this point

by cheezy_fucc December 4, 2020

daddy weight

A massive amount of weight that only a real man - a true muscle juicefuck meathead could handle. something babies, children and bitches couldn't even budge.

Just finished my workout, had hella haters mirin cause I was pushin daddy weight.

by JuiceHeadMeatTitan October 4, 2013