B.I.R.D.

Acronym for Bureau of Investigations Reconnaissance Drone. In reference to a movement that all birds were replaced by government drones.

“A city B.I.R.D. will get closer to people in urban areas so they can record without as much noise interference.”

by FGTRTD January 30, 2020

B.S.O.D.

The Blue Screen of Death! A notorious error screen that is displayed when Microsoft Windows (about any version of it) crashes and is not recoverable.

I was surfing the internet on my computer, when all of the sudden I got a B.S.O.D.!

by Bryce Lynch November 12, 2020

B.F.C.D.

Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.

Woman: (basically anything)

Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.

At this point the woman is promptly vent over and cure of her affliction.
B.F.C.D. Big Fat Cock Deficiency

by Beezus Fafoon February 15, 2021

B.O.P.D

A big ol pimp daddy

Josh gets all the ladies... dat man right a B.O.P.D

by daKaptainmilton May 16, 2021

B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

b.a.l.a.d.a

Short for Born Alone Live Alone Die Alone

BALADA/ B.A.L.A.D.A

by MakaveliMakaveli September 15, 2021

B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex

"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"

by Guimple October 8, 2021