crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004

crusty street punk

Mitch Chaos

Me: You're dirty.
Mitch: No, I'm a crusty street punk

by TFH August 26, 2003

custy

1. customer
2. person born from a crack addict mom.
3. fucked up in any way..

1. Your my favourite custy.
2. You fucking custy.
3.a) Thats fucking custy ass shit.
b) Your face is fucking custy

by Nathan June 13, 2004

custy

A very smelly person, someone who is full of themself when they have no reason to be. Often a ginger. Very slutty. They are often hated by their friends.

"Kim is such a custy, when will she ever learn she smells?"

by jimbobbobjim2 May 18, 2010

Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012

crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.

Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.

by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 27, 2009