Cuddling

When a chick can’t seem to keep her mouth closed while chewing gum or when she annoyingly takes too long chewing her food before swallowing when out on a date, for fear of embarrassment or choking. Derived from a cow chewing its cud, but not exclusively reserved for the overweight.

Man, that chick was cuddling that damn gum in her mouth. Or, that girl was cuddling that bite of burger forever!

by Jetzulalove August 27, 2023

Cuddle-bang

When you get together with someone under the pretense of cuddling and the assumption of having sex.

Aquaman: Bro what’d you do last night?

Batman: Not much. Split an 8-ball of cocaine with Gordon he got in a bust earlier. Went over and cuddle-banged Catwoman afterwards. You?

by Jew Fat September 8, 2022

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.

"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

by whenthemichy_ November 29, 2024

trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated

Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"

by uwu master October 17, 2018

cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.

*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.

by trendforcaster June 12, 2016

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022

Do Cuddles

When a woman realizes she is no longer attracted to her man caused by him crying constantly and asking to "do cuddles"

"Jay made me Do Cuddles because all he wants is to do Cuddles."

by Destructive Trio October 9, 2024