Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 10, 2024

Crystals Reddit

403 Forbidden

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit

by HookTheGamer December 30, 2021

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

CRYSTALLIZED

When someone has been drawn by the famous e Instagram account @badcrystalart

@badcrystalart has tagged you in a post, omg I’ve been crystallized

by Josiahvandien December 09, 2021

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

Crystal Wreath

Crystal Wreath

a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.

by Han from myspace December 23, 2021