the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023
Get the stop crying before i give you something to cry aboutmug. The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)
(Which is technically impossible.)
by Chisquil August 22, 2016
Get the Make her cry cummug. A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
by TheWopShop December 30, 2013
Get the like this if you cry every timemug. by demonaunt April 28, 2005
Get the make baby jesus crymug. A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022
Get the Don't cry over spilt milkmug. Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
by Toilet896 July 31, 2016
Get the shy, bi and ready to crymug. by Oeuf_the_Egg April 2, 2021
Get the Crying my guts outmug.