Crocca

A large dumb adult man who wears crocs dispute his friends telling him it’s not ok !

He is proud of his purchase and his crocca lifestyle. He even wears socks with his hideous foot wear

I’m just rocking the crocca lifestyle one day at a time! -David Reichel

by The quakka man January 10, 2020

croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.

Croci Poison is all about croci'n 'n' rolli'n.

by polf_lover123 January 31, 2020

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Crocadillions

Crocadillions refers to the tireless rhetoric and low credit of a person feigning substantive monetary wealth.

After Joe had his third credit card denied at the 5 star hotel and country club, the cashier and his escort realized he was probably only worth crocadillions...

by Mr Hixxx March 30, 2020

crocis

(pronounced crokis)crocis is a way to call your beloved and most stylish crocs, or a simple croc, i don’t really care.

you (lol): mom, where are my crocis

mom: they’re in your bathroom
you: why
mom: ion know
you: k

by dru man August 6, 2020

Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”

Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.

by BarryDingus September 2, 2020