crack heads

One who has lost all common sense and has low mental capacity.

I have decided that it is now the right time to quit my job and Lason.......working with too many crack heads!!!

crack heads by Earlie Graves December 9, 2008

crack dick 

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

crack dick by ur bother June 8, 2010

Crack Floss 

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

Crack Floss by G-RED October 29, 2006

crack baby 

A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

crack baby by jazzriff October 29, 2005

crack n' smack 

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

crack n' smack by Jasmine Noel April 14, 2006

crack whore red 

1)A very fake hair dye color, specifically of a pale red variety, which is most commonly applied and worn by crack whores and extremely annoying people. 2)A very poor atempt at Ariel-colored hair from The Little Mermaid.

Did you see Tami's hair? She dyed it crack whore red!

crack whore red by eevuljeeneuss March 5, 2007

crack pipe 

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

crack pipe by Wigga May 13, 2003