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Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
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Cougar-phelia

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
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Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper
by Manther Costello October 29, 2020
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Active cougar den

Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.
by jess312 July 20, 2021
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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
by Madame GenX May 12, 2021
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