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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 28, 2024
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Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
by Southern Twink June 30, 2024
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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.
BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!
by Hadrian February 5, 2023
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ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.
Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.
by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023
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Cotton Monkey

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025
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Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.
Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys
by Atk07 November 6, 2025
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